3 Things I Learned Last Week (Sep. 2014 #3)

  1. Roommates are lifesavers for idiots who accidentally leave their house keys in the locked complex fitness center.
  2. It will take awhile (probably several years), but Apple is once again on its way out of the picture.  Steve Jobs was a minimalist that believed Apple’s creations should also be works of art.  Upon regaining control of the company after his ouster, he famously slashed their product line and told them to focus on making just one amazing product.  If the ugly iOS 7 started Steve spinning in his grave last year, these two new massive iPhone 6’s have surely turned his dial up to 11.
  3. I had one woman tell me this weekend “You’re the best” and a separate woman tell me “U r awesome sauce”.  Yet neither of these women is willing to date me.  #IDoNotUnderstandWomenAndNeverWill

3 Things I Learned Last Week (Sep. 2014 #2)

  1. Somewhere deep in Pennsylvania there exists a tattoo shop known as “Permanent Stain Tattoos”.  I’m sure a “You’ll Regret This Taco Palace” is just around the corner.
  2. I got my stepmom addicted to Candy Crush Saga, and I’m ashamed.
  3. I’m glad I’m a remote worker, because if I worked in my company’s office in Indianapolis with all of their free snacks and drinks I would surely be 100 pounds heavier.

3 Things I Learned Last Week (Sep. 2014 #1)

  1. Happiness is walking outside at the end of a date and both laughing at the fact that neither of you had any clue it rained.
  2. There aren’t enough good adjectives to describe the experience I had at the first ever Camp Improv Utopia East this past weekend.  Eye-opening, life-changing, fulfilling, awesome, spectacular, and amazing are just a few that come to mind.
  3. If you happen to glance at the phone of the guy seated next to you on a flight just before takeoff and see that his most recent text says “I found a dime after you left.  Btw I totally have blue balls.”, you can spend the rest of the trip uncomfortably assuming he wasn’t talking about coins and racquetballs.

3 Things I Learned Last Week (Aug. 2014 #4)

  1. There are creepers on Hanging with Friends who will find you through a random match and blindly assume you are female, even if your avatar is clearly a male pirate.  #SteveThePirate
  2. It’s really hard to constantly lock eyes with, share laughs with, and basically feel an intense sense of connection with someone and know that they don’t feel the same thing.
  3. Fate keeps helping me out lately, and I really don’t think I deserve it.



the-average-gatsby:

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the-average-gatsby:

there is zero rotational motion in this picture

every single one of the dots is oscillating on a straight line

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erebusodora:

msgryz:

the-cellist-in-portland:

Did you know: Chris Evans gets panic attacks. Yes, he does. This is one reason why he’s very private and didn’t really do any meet-and-greets on the Avengers’ sets.

It amazes and inspired me that a man who does what he does can do it, even with an anxiety disorder. You go, Chris.

This is why I get so upset when I hear negative comments about Chris and how he doesn’t seem as out-going as the rest of the Avengers cast. I remember hearing people complain about how he’s ‘rude’ and the like and it’s sad, because I highly doubt he intends to come off that way, he’s just more reserved than the others.

I remember hearing once that he actually went to seek psychiatric help before accepting the role of Captain America because of how anxious he felt regarding it. As well as the fact that he already played another Marvel superhero and he was concerned how comic fans would react to his playing another hero in that universe.

Just because someone’s in the entertainment industry doesn’t mean they’re going to be incredibly outgoing off camera just as much as they appear to be on camera. Some people just really enjoy acting; they’re not the characters they portray nor are they like their costars nor are they going to be incredibly outgoing because of their choice of career.

Now I’m really starting to root for this guy. Because, well. I kind of get the point more accurately than I wish I did.

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Excuse me sir, what are you buying condoms for?!

Not for balloon animals…