thebiggestnobodyofthemall asked: How do you get your beard to be so full and luscious?
Every morning when I wake up, I immediately close the bathroom door behind me, turn the shower on to the hottest setting, and apply a thick coat of coconut oil to my face. Then, without ever getting into the shower, I sit on the closed toilet and hum for 30 minutes.
Actually that’s all bullshit. It’s easy: just stop shaving!