3 Things I Learned Last Week (Apr. 2014 #3)
- It’s sad how much more likely I am to read an ESPN article titled “Puig exposed to threats over defection” when I accidentally read the title as “Puig exposed to threats over defecation”.
- Sometimes you ask a girl out and she says “Yes”. Sometimes you ask a girl out and she says “No”. Sometimes you ask a girl out and she says “What the fuck”.
- A possible time to consider moving from your area (*cough* Florida *cough*) is when you see billboards advertising with the line “Need death cleanup?”. The little chalk outline of a body was an especially nice touch because it squashes your first thought of “They must be talking about elderly folks passing on” and replaces it with “Nope, they’re definitely talking about murder”.