How did I not notice this in the movie??? Dammit Tumblr!
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thebiggestnobodyofthemall asked: How do you get your beard to be so full and luscious?
Every morning when I wake up, I immediately close the bathroom door behind me, turn the shower on to the hottest setting, and apply a thick coat of coconut oil to my face. Then, without ever getting into the shower, I sit on the closed toilet and hum for 30 minutes.
Actually that’s all bullshit. It’s easy: just stop shaving!
HELLO MY BABY, HELLO MY HONEY, HELLO MY RAGTIME GAAAAL
Hang on, something is missing…
That’s better
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