May 2013
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3 Things I Learned Last Week (May 2013 #3)
I experienced true fear when I got a brand new phone last week, walked out of the now-closed Verizon store before my iCloud backup was finished on their wifi (which caused it to cancel itself), and instantly realized I had a blank phone with no phone numbers, contacts, messages, or anything. My blood ran cold and I thought “My God: I’m back in 1996.”
I thought things like the...
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thebiggestnobodyofthemall asked: How do you get your beard to be so full and luscious?
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I'm bored on a Friday night
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Boobytrap backwards is Partyboob.
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3 Things I Learned Last Week (May 2013 #2)
Snapchatting funny pictures of yourself in public is dangerous. Look up from your phone and you just might see two attractive chicks giving you the “WTF?” stare. Yeah, I just took a picture with a tortilla chip on my shoulder. So?
When you microwave leftover grilled shrimp it just disintegrates into mush. Either that or I am really, really bad at microwaving.
Never let a...
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catswithbenefits:
i love 50 cent, or as he is known in Zimbabwe; four hundred million dollars
lol
buttduchess:
i ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move west to california in 1849
So....
how does one get people to care on here?
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3 Things I Learned Last Week (May 2013 #1)
If you like the thought of a handsomely-dressed Stevie strolling off a plane, I’m sorry: I always dress for comfort when flying. This includes changing clothes in the airport restroom if required. Light t-shirt for airiness, cargo pants/shorts with ipod and headphones in easily-accessible knee pocket, and a baseball cap for snoozing are a must for this guy.
I would never complain about...
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